Why Hillary Will Win, Part 1

Yeah, I can't help it...way too wired on polly-tiks to write about Mustangs all the time...

Between now and, let's say, next March -- the way our primary system is going, with dates continually being changed to earlier and earlier in the year...imagine a world where like 8 states will have their Prez primaries on January 2nd or something -- I may post one, or ten, or a hundred and thirty seven entries on why Hillary Clinton will win the Demmie nomination for President. I have already bet Uncle Art 50 dollars on this, last September, and while I'll never pursue the collection of the money, the bragging rights quotient will be huge. He's a Truman Democrat, a populist, who ranches out in Kalispell, MT, and fashions himself the REAL voice of the Democratic party.

We stood their, mano a mano in a friendly way, as he declared to me there was NO WAY The Hill was gonna come outta the primary season on top.

These numbers, though, pretty much doom Art.

It may be true that what you view as the most reliable poll is the one that comes closest to validating your own set of beliefs about The Way Things Are. So forgive any personal bias there. But one can't help but looking at those Party ID numbers by gender, ESPECIALLY in the Women, Age 45 and up groups. I mean the Demmie gap is just huge.

And when it comes down to a woman vs. anybody else, be he black or white or red or straight or gay or big hair or no hair or actor or whatever else you can come up with...women are going to vote for the woman. That is a STONE LOCK.

I have a perfectly perfect vision of who those women are. I see 'em all the time out here in the People's Republic. They don't color their hair -- it goes gray, and they leave it that way -- you hardly see 'em with a man in the car at all, and they ALWAYS have at least one bumper sticker of some lefty nugget like:

Bush Rapes Our Mother, Rapes You, and Your Children Too -- Torture And Kill Bush!

Oh, and they're always frowning.

You cannot win against these people, Uncle Art. Hillary is why they freakin' breathe, why they get out of bed each morning. They are monomaniacal. And they will NOT vote for Barack. Sorry, Art.