A short, sinful rant

From a Drudge lead, courtesy ABC News:

Another figure underscores the public's broad grumpiness: Seventy-three percent now say the country's off on the wrong track, the most in just over a decade.

So, if those numbers are right -- and yeah, I know, a poll from ABCCBSNBC is oftentimes about as reliable as an opinion from a 2nd grader -- but let's just say they're right, or close to...

Then that means three of every four people you meet today, at work, in the burger joint, on the golf course, at the dry cleaners, wherever...three of every four people say the United States of America is on the wrong track.

So Otto feels compelled to say, to these threes: You're outta your f---ing minds. Get some f---ing help. Now.

Subgroup A, comprising probably about 35%, are the Pure Left, The Haters Of All Things Conservative, who probably would sit on the sidelines and cheer if Radical Islam invaded American and decided their first order of business was to execute all of the Christian evangelicals. Yeah, you heard me right. They'd cheer. These people, by and large as far as I'm concerned, don't consider themselves Americans -- no, it's just living in a country that happens to be called America -- and wouldn't give a damn if certain of their neighbors started getting rounded up. Look at how many of them are actually supporting Hugo (The Boss) Chavez, even as he's in the process of strangling free speech in Venny-zuela! These people are rootless, witless wimps -- they blather incessantly about "rights" but the fact of the matter is they don't give a shite about 'em as long as they got 'em. Basically, a lot of these turdbirds are Sixties Hippy MFs, and the country will get better and better once more and more of them start dying.

Subgroup B, probably about 25%, are Republicans who think Bush has sold them down the river on immigration. I got quick news for you folks:

1) Mass deportation of illegals is just NOT GONNA F---ING HAPPEN, in this lifetime or any other. It would walk and talk and feel and smell like Adolf: The Sequel. And really...do you want our police and military tied up in making that happen, when there's so many other Clear And Present Dangers around?

2) Can one of you please tell me how much this big wall, this fence, this booby-trapped, mine-laden, whatever that you say you want the government to build on BOTH the northern and southern borders of our great land, how many dollars this is going to cost? Maybe some quick math will help you out -- according to Wikipedia, the Border Patrol is responsible for patrolling 19,000 miles of land and sea border. Let's say the land borders are half of that, or 9,500 miles. How does a million dollars a mile sound? That's what it costs to do an interstate these days, and that's just freaking concrete on the ground. A million dollars times 9,500 miles is 9-point-five Billion with a B dollars. Then, to protect these walls, we've gotta have people manning them. Ten people per mile? Shoot, the way the gubment operates, it would be more like 100 people per mile. 950,000 new federal employees? That might or might not make the nut. Figure $100K in salary and benfits per year, or another 95 billion...per year. Forget Social Security, and Medicare, and all that other stuff you want so much. We're f---ing BROKE, on this road.

3) Get honest with yourselves for a minute, too, and ask yourself if you know any recent, legal Hispanic immigrants. I do. They are about the most grateful and supportive Americans I know, besides the Occidental Indians and Asians. If we gave amnesty to every freakin' ONE of these people tomorrow, and simultaneously rounded up and deported just a THOUSAND of the most suspicious Arabs walking our streets, the country would be a damned sight safer. A damned sight.

And, Subgroup C then, the remaining 15%...these are just The Disaffected Youth, who just naturally complain. If they get a free apartment and new Mustang GT from the parents, they would still consider things "on the wrong track" if they didn't have Wii. These nummies will grow out of it...just like I did.

So all of y'all should just shut the hell up, get back to work, and show a little f---ing GRATITUDE once in a while. Is that too much to ask?